The Snakes in Spain Stay Mainly on the Mothafucken Plane!!!

Snakes on a Plane Bitches!!!


This was a great movie, and I need all my readers to go see it right fucking now!! That is if you like campy B movies with Samule L Jackson.

It had everything great B movies have. Shitty Dialog, Shitty Acting(Cept for Mr. Jackson) but the kind you laugh at and expect. It also had every victim archetype on the plane that you could think of.

In short it was bloody entertaining anyhow. I'm still giggling even now.

How is everybody?! What is new with me you ask? Here are some things.

Work has been getting steadily more busy as an IBM building in town shut down and all their employees came to my building. We have some interesting characters coming here. Example.

I receive a package for Sally. This is not a problem in itself as I receive packages for lots of people. So I look for Sally in the database and find nothing. I do find an Ellen under the same last name though. I end up searching a few more vectors and end up finding zip, so I ask Mail Lady what is up.

"Sally and Ellen are the same person" she says.

"Really er... Alright then" I say.

There isn't even an S in Ellens Initials, why on gods grey earth, would someone have their name as Ellen in the database, but go by Sally?! All the packages are marked for Sally too. What promps that behavior?

'I don't think I like my name but I'm too cheap to change it. I'm still going to make the mail rooms life a living hell by just going by some other name though. That'll teach em!'

sigh......I don't ask, assuming there is a logical reason for it, but is there really?

Anyhow moving on.

I'm done my training at the college radio station here CJSW. Now that means here that I do some volunteering for them for a while before I can consider getting on the air. That's fair enough.
But their office hours are a bit wanky. 10-6 on weekdays and not open on weekends. Seeing this as an obvious problem for me being that I work when they are actually open, I contact them and ask them about it.
They say that I can do a lot through e-mail and what not. So I looked into production and asked about that. Production is writing adds and doing interviews with artists and alike which I am interested in. They said I could write a script for volunteer promotion at the station and an add to advertise their news program.

Sweet deal.

And they said that with a few things like that, they can get me in after hours to do stuff at a later date since the station is on air 24/7. You just need codes to get in after office hours. To get those you need to be trusted.

Tricky.........But I can do it!

I'm going for Production training this very night as well. I also have a sample of the add I will write for them here.

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THINGS ARE HAPPENING!!!

It's true!! And CJSW News can tell you what these things are on Thursdays between 11:30 am till Noon! If you have a thing, you would like to tell us that you believe is important, send these tips to news@cjsw.com .
If that isn't enough to get your attention we would like to inform you that CJSW news announcers do not wear pants during their broadcast.

CJSW 90.9 FM

Radio With Out Pants

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There is is, we'll see if they like it.

Went on a camping trip with my friend Kibilz and Family. It was a camping trip with a motorcycle club, so it was interesting.....

I got properly drunk and woke up the next morning in my tent with a proper head ache.

So Ace weekend all around.

THere is this kick ass site I found called catch a perv.com

basically like the police, these guys masquerade as 12 year old girls and catch pervs being pervs, but they get them to show themselves on a web cam and then they post it so you get to see their reaction when they find out they are caught. Class!

My internet Station is 158 hours without repeating a song! That's almost a week straight! Listen to it by doing this.

Go to www.shoutcast.com and in the search box type "nightmares"

a few stations will pop up, but mine is the name "Nightmares, Whispers, and Screams"

Click "tune In" and you're set!

A friend of mine is having what is called a Pirate Party on the 19th of September. Isn't that the greatest idea ever?!

You basically dress like a pirate and go pub crawl and drink. That is going to be great! Well... To me anyhow.

I think that's about enough from me for now. We'll see what happens in the next few weeks.

oh...And for a real laugh, read THIS!

Bye Bye Now

This Magic Moment......So different and So New...

A magic moment indeed. I had one of these recently.

Its half an hour before my alarm goes off and I have woken up. Why? To take a piss, great.

I'm thinking..Why couldn't my bladder wait half hour to wake me?..

So I get up and let out a ripping morning piss, and go back to bed.

that's when they hit you...The magic moments..

You know the ones, you're in the most beautifully comfortable position imaginable and you know that in 25 minutes time you have to leave it.

This never happens when you have a few hours to sleep yet..Oh no!

The blankets are all in the right place, the lighting's perfect, you face is in the exact place in the pillow where it feels the best..And your head is ready to enter blissful coma.

Life throws things like this at you all the time, Lord knows why and when I find him I plan on giving him a very stern interrogation.

I can only assume it means 'Appreciate what you got fuck wit! It don't last!'

Anyhow

Apparently someone likes to tell me I'm a right sad sod. My previous blog had a rather interesting comment saying something to that effect. Click on this word to view it.

Sometimes I love people so much. Oh Well, Bad press is still press after all and since I know I'm a fantastic Motherfucker, it doesn't really mean anything. Still...I don't even know why you would bother saying anything if you're not going to leave a name.

Who cares.

It looks like I'm off to Kelowna for the weekend. A good thing as since a lot of family pets have died in the last month. I am missed also, and it will be good to go home for a while.

I'm still feeling kinda shitty though, and yes I am sorry for all the negative whiney stuff but hey....It's my blog and I really do feel like crap sometimes, as does everyone.

Been watching the new series of Dr. Who and dear lord is it brilliant!
If you ever get a chance to view the 2005, 06 series then please do it, even if you aren't a fan. Lots of great themes, Ideas and effects. Plus you get to see Daleks. Who doesn't like Daleks?!

V for Vendetta was also a good film, I suggest everyone check that out as well.

I'm annoying the fuck out of the upstairs neighbors by howling out to loud music. It's fun. They like to turn up their rappy bass really high so I can hear it, so that's considerate of them. I think I'm getting much better. I respect singers now more than I used to. Keeping in tune isn't hard for me, nor is projecting, its lasting for an hour and a half concert that is difficult for me, but if I plan on being a good performer, that is what I'll have to do. I'll be going up to CJSW for my first training session on the 12th. Hopefully i'll get my own show soon and get some band connections up there.

We still have no hot water after 3 weeks. Bloody long battle to get this gas up and running. Especially when the blame is passed around like a hot potato and we are left freezing. I've gotten used to it though, having a dimensional door open to the elemental plane of cold in our shower stall, but that isn't the point. I think we may be able to get out of our lease for this, which would be good if finding places to live wasn't such a pain in the arse.

The Sundered World Game is going fairly well. I'm getting some kick ass Ideas. Now if only we can get a day set, then that would be kick ass. An actually story is almost jumping out of me from it. It's just putting the pieces together that seems difficult right now, perhaps I'm distracted.

What else.....

Not much, perhaps if something else strikes me I'll blog while in Kelonwa.

So I'll sign off for now.

Later peoples..