Some Cunt Stole My Recycling Bin....

Day wasn't going well to start...But that happens...

One of my Cats died back home...My Moms favorite, and she's devastated. I am too as a matter of fact, she was a sweet cat. But alas, these things do happen.

And then I take a walk out to the yard to pick up my recycling bin...Since it was garbage day this morning...And it is nowhere to be found.

I wasn't particularly attached to it....it cost me $10. But Jesus Cartwheeling Christ on a Whole Wheat Cracker.

Some Cunt Stole My Recycling Bin...

Well things could be worse. I thought it was kind of funny to tell you the truth. The loss of my recycling bin kind of gave me a laugh to brighten the day.....Did I mention how much it sucked to have the cat die.....Gah

We got 2 cats 12 years ago, I named em Ren and Stimpy. Stimpy came to me and Ren went to my mom and that's the way it has been ever since. Now the two are separated. Ren is gone. Its the little things you miss though.

I remember when you sneezed around Ren she would meow at you like"sssssssSSSSTOP IT!! Damnit I hate that!" and then get all cozy with you...

It was funny. She had a great personality and she will be missed.

My fiance got ill 2 weeks ago too and can't seem to get better....fucken hell:P

Since she lives in the U.S. I can't do anything to make her feel better, I have NO cash.

So in conclusion, I would like to thank the cunt that stole my recycling bin for giving me a chuckle on this gloomy day. I certainly hope you use it.



How do I do it?
Its Zen Bitch!

"Please Step Out of the Car Sir....."

today's entry will be short and sweet.

Drunk Drivers.

I have an addition to the laws already in place.

If a drunk driver is pulled over by the police, they should get a free pistol whip at no extra expense.

"Please step out of the car sir.........FREPOOW!!"

Sure getting your license taken away, and the possibility of jail time is one thing, but a pistol whip should be mandatory aswell. Men, Women, Teenagers, even five year olds, if they are caught driving a car drunk they should get kissed by the 'not so lethal but is going to leave a mark' end of a standard issue police crook capper.

Getting behind the wheel of a vehicle while intoxicated is just stupid. Many people die each year just because some drunken sod thinks he can take the backroads home and think everything will be alright.

There are some people I know that would demand more, but I don't.

A simple gun induced broken nose is good enough for me.......With all the other legal consequences stacking along with it ofcourse.

Right. That's it.

Have a good day peoples.

Rollin Down The Road In My Panzer Tank...

Well I guess its about time for another one of these things.

A friend of mine just left town to live in Montreal. Too bad, I liked him.

that's not to say that he won't come to visit, It's only 8 hours away after all. There is something good that came out of it though....


He took his bitch of a girlfriend with him. How do you like THAT for divine intervention?

I don't hate the woman though, really I don't. I just generally have a low tolerance for people that are rude and refuse to aknowlege it.

It's damn awkward having friends that have really annoying girlfriends.

I know that it goes both ways. Some of you women out there probably know what its like to have a girlfriend with a fuck off annoying boyfriend.

Some? You ALL probably know what its like cause to tell you the truth, us men, we aren't the brightest at the best of times. I myself view my own intellect in one statement.

"I never said I was clever, but I have been known to flicker brightly from time to time....You know...Like an old halogen light bulb."

Anyhow, back to my main-ish point.

Voids.

that's what we used to call them. Women who acted like living black holes, that would latch on to a man friend of ours and slowly feed on their soul like a parasite. Even I have been a symbiot for these creatures.

Not fun kids.

You can see the difference in your friend almost immediately.

1. Paler complexion of the soul.(You don't have to be savvy with new age stuff to know what this means. He just doesn't seem right.)

2. She is ALWAYS around and won't let him out of her sight.

Don't get me wrong, when entering a new relationship there is obviously going to be some time where your friend spends a LOT of time with his new girl......But you will know the difference trust me.

3. He starts doing things that doesn't suit him, such as joining an odd religion such as Christianity. This is the control aspect of the paler Complexion of the Soul.

There are a lot more symptoms probably but at the moment I can't seem to recall them, but you get the idea.

This applies to women AND men if I haven't said before, and if I get any angry replies about the Christian comment well......Learn to take a joke.

All you can do is hope for the best and try to help your friend whenever you can.

I'm Hungry......So its fuck off time......