Why Does My Zipper Always Sound Louder When I'm Hiding In someone's Closet?

heh ;) one of my favourite lines.

I see my bottled water post got a lot of feed back. Veeeeeery interesting.

Anyhow, not too much happening down my way. I got completely hammered on Absinth, but that's about it. The experience wasn't that interesting but MAN did I get fucking plastered!

I'll need to probably get the real European absinthe to find out what its really like, but even this stuff had some interesting qualities.

The first taste, my tongue felt all tingley, and I felt as if my breath was flammable(That part is probably true being I didn't cut it with anything and it IS 70% alcohol).

The second taste my throat tingled and burned a bit, and I could feel it burning all the way down.

Interesting.

Then the third drink my lips started to tingle. The odd part about all these tastes was that a friend of mine at the party had his lips tingle on his very first and only sip.

Safe to say the whole night got a wee bit blurry after that.
The only thing I do remember is hearing about a band called Beatallica.

So the next day I downloaded some and laughed myself silly for hours after.

Beatallica is exactly that. A band that loves(and sounds amazingly like) Metallica, but mixing Beatles tunes and Metallica songs together.

Being a hard core Beatles fan and a hard core Metallica fan( The old stuff not Sgt. James and Lars Shitty Greedy Metal Band) I laughed and thought that this was one of the greatest things I have heard in a long time.

Note: I like some of Metallica's new stuff but its not the same as the old and the Napster thing just pissed me off.

Anyhow back to the regular blog.

Beatallica songs include such hits as:

Garage Dayz Nite

Blackened the USSR

Sandman(Taxman mixed with....Well Gee I wonder;))

And Justice For All My Lovin

.....................And many many more ;)

that's it for me for now. For those that posted on the Bottled water post, thanx for the input ;)

Something To Think About

Aside from some family issues(I believe I've made my point) I would like to talk about something else.

Life is pretty good I would say, But there are signs that society is going to hell in a GAP hand bag if you are clever enough(or paranoid enough, whatever pops your wheelie) to see them.
I'm only going to be talking about one of those things today.

Bottled Water.

Yes I said it, Bottled water.

You see it everywhere, its in stores, people walking down the street or riding their bikes have it on them, these bottles of brand named water.

Now I know that they sell "Spring Water" or "Tonic Water" but to me, those are different from what I am talking about. I'm talking about Aquafuckingfina and all those cunts.

Now we are lead to believe that because they are selling this water(At a pretty high price I might add) our tap water isn't as good.
In fact because of the pollution right now its generally pretty dirty right?
Sure, I guess that makes sense. Well not to me.

This is what I think(It is my blog after all).

I think that the tap water is just fine and that these bastards are capitalizing on a natural resource. Now don't get me wrong, I know some places on this planet have absolutely filthy or undrinkable water, but I'm not talking about those places. I'm mainly talking about Canada and the U.S.

To me, tap water tastes fine, granted that some tastes different from others depending on where you go. I don't know, maybe its the lack of perception on my tongues part(Although many women would contest otherwise ;)) but it tastes ok to me. Not only that but there isn't anything wrong with me at present, and least nothing caused by tap water.

Its Free Bitches! Water is free at home! I think its just fine.

We are lead to believe though that our water supply is rather disgusting, hell I know some people that won't even drink tap water at all. I know that the water isn't perfect, and that some has been polluted, but think about this.

If they can Purify water and sell it, then they can purify the tap water if they put their minds to it. The only reason they don't is because people are greedy. Sure, if you want to sell your own brand of water, claiming its different, why not right? If people are stupid enough to buy it I suppose they deserve to lose their money.

Still, Capitalizing on water, a natural thing that covers most of the planet, is a bit shady, in my opinion. I have never bought the stuff. I was always told as a kid, when I was out and I wanted to buy some juice, or pop, that there is water at home. Well guess what, THERE IS and it's really not all that bad.

Quit giving the greedy bastards your money for something that is everywhere. Next thing you know there will be cans of "Fresh Air" on the shelves. "Pure, crisp and clean air! Purified to perfection! Have at least a can a day for your good health! Now with a FREE INHALER with EVERY CAN!"

Let me tell you something people, instead of getting rich lets use some of that purifying technology to help the planet out. If you want to make the bling, invent a soda or something. There are people around the world that don't even have drinkable water that need it more than your yuppy ass!

Maybe drinking water with stuff in it will, oh I don't know, help us become stronger over time! Its evolution bitches!

Perhaps I'm wrong, but I don't think so.

Drink Up!