Tips For Being an Evil Doer

I recently finished a book on how to be a villain, and now that I have the wisdom I need to embrace my internal darkness I believe its time to spread a bit around

.The benefits of Being Evil.

Being evil is more than a job, it's a lifestyle! By embracing the dark forces ANYONE can obtain their wildest dreams. Perhaps the single greatest thing about being evil is the equal access and executive level positions.Black, White, green, male or female, nothing can keep you from being a devotee of darkness and rising to the top of the quagmire of destruction!

Power and wealth are not the only benefits though. Servants of darkness, despite the secondary role that the name implies, enjoy deliciously unrestricted creative freedom! Evil knows no boundaries. If you can dream an evil plot, you can do it!, and become a ray of darkness in an otherwise unbearably sunny day.

Evil careers offer extensive supernatural benefits too. Many evil doers develop the ability to manifest themselves wherever and whenever they choose.For those who excel, there is even the possiblilty of IMMORTALITY!!!!!

In the end the most important thing about being evil is feeling good about your bad self.Only then will you walk down the street with pride, smiling broadly as small children in your path abandon their favorite playthings and flee as though approached by a swarm of locusts!

Although its possible to be evil in many vocations, some careers particularly force you to explore your dark side. Some examples are


-Night manager of Deserted Warehouse
-Mad Scientist-Shape Shifter
-Voodoo Princess
-Slave Driver
-Orc, Ogre, or Zombie
-Telemarketer

The next post will include a quiz to see if you got what it takes to be...Diabolical!



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