4 Things.........
Alright Listen up because this is real important.
Well it is to me.
Lets hope you agree.
There are a lot of good things in life and some people would say things like"If I had that my life would be flippen sweet!", whatever that may be.
But I believe universally that there are 4 things that can keep your life relatively healthy and stable.
Anything other than these 4 things...Can either fit into these 4 things or is just icing on the proverbial hockey rink.
1. Good Food.
Everyone likes a good meal. Good food makes us feel good and is usually(not always) good for us. Never under estimate how good an excellent cup of coffee
can be even though the matter may seem trivial. Food is one of life's many small pleasures, and its good to have otherwise we'll die.
2. Good Sleep
Its amazing how a good 6-8 hours of sleep can make such big problems not so big anymore sometimes. In addition a good sleeping schedule I find is key to having a stable mind. I know this because my sleeping schedule is fucked and I've seen the messy alternative. I'm seeing it right now in fact but I know that once I hit the hey, everything will be well when I wake.
This is assuming I wake at all..............Oh dear.........
Focus!
3. Good Sex
This is one carnal desire I believe no one shall disagree with. Sex is a powerful thing whether it's tender, slow and intimately beautiful and bonding, or whether your just pounding(or being pounded) the fuck out of against a fridge(watching porn on the built in T.V. no doubt) shouting"Harder you fucking bastard YES YES UUUUGGHH!!!" ....and so on and so fourth.
Its beautiful either way whether you choose someone for life, or have it every night with some one else.
Its just healthy and fun.
4. A Good Shit
Now now don't get disgusted or frightened just yet, wait till I explain...or at least try to ;) This is mostly a male thing I think but I could be wrong.
whether we want to admit it or not, having a good"movement" is gratifying.
It feels nice and its healthy as well.
Ok you can get disgusted now if you want. You will either understand what I'm saying or you won't. That's just life. Just don't under estimate this either. You certainly won't in 40 or 50 years time;)
We don't like to talk about it but we all know that it can all go wrong at the wrong times. And it smells bloody awful. So when it goes right, praise the man Jesus or who ever you want to, SAY GAWD BOMB!!!
Anyhow, that's my piece for today. I know some of you have other things that you believe is required but you're not me. Besides it probably fits into one of these categories.
Time is an illusion.
Lunch time doubly so.
Well it is to me.
Lets hope you agree.
There are a lot of good things in life and some people would say things like"If I had that my life would be flippen sweet!", whatever that may be.
But I believe universally that there are 4 things that can keep your life relatively healthy and stable.
Anything other than these 4 things...Can either fit into these 4 things or is just icing on the proverbial hockey rink.
1. Good Food.
Everyone likes a good meal. Good food makes us feel good and is usually(not always) good for us. Never under estimate how good an excellent cup of coffee
can be even though the matter may seem trivial. Food is one of life's many small pleasures, and its good to have otherwise we'll die.
2. Good Sleep
Its amazing how a good 6-8 hours of sleep can make such big problems not so big anymore sometimes. In addition a good sleeping schedule I find is key to having a stable mind. I know this because my sleeping schedule is fucked and I've seen the messy alternative. I'm seeing it right now in fact but I know that once I hit the hey, everything will be well when I wake.
This is assuming I wake at all..............Oh dear.........
Focus!
3. Good Sex
This is one carnal desire I believe no one shall disagree with. Sex is a powerful thing whether it's tender, slow and intimately beautiful and bonding, or whether your just pounding(or being pounded) the fuck out of against a fridge(watching porn on the built in T.V. no doubt) shouting"Harder you fucking bastard YES YES UUUUGGHH!!!" ....and so on and so fourth.
Its beautiful either way whether you choose someone for life, or have it every night with some one else.
Its just healthy and fun.
4. A Good Shit
Now now don't get disgusted or frightened just yet, wait till I explain...or at least try to ;) This is mostly a male thing I think but I could be wrong.
whether we want to admit it or not, having a good"movement" is gratifying.
It feels nice and its healthy as well.
Ok you can get disgusted now if you want. You will either understand what I'm saying or you won't. That's just life. Just don't under estimate this either. You certainly won't in 40 or 50 years time;)
We don't like to talk about it but we all know that it can all go wrong at the wrong times. And it smells bloody awful. So when it goes right, praise the man Jesus or who ever you want to, SAY GAWD BOMB!!!
Anyhow, that's my piece for today. I know some of you have other things that you believe is required but you're not me. Besides it probably fits into one of these categories.
Time is an illusion.
Lunch time doubly so.
posted by Fictional Correspondant at 12:19 PM
3 Comments:
Can't argue about the good food. And make it count! If you're going to have a hot fudge sundae, then damn well use the good fudge and real whipped cream.
But I've got to argue with point two, since sleep is clearly for the weak. When I hit five hours in a row, that's me being lazy. Of course, my current job duties are indistinguishable from sleeping, so who am I to judge?
Sex. What more to say? Fun, cheap, and healthy. That's all I've ever wanted in a wife anyway. ;)
A good shit is fine, until the rocksalt you ate two days ago comes back to haunt you, or the thing attempts to come out sideways to show you what a spinal tap is like. And if you need stitches afterwards, you should probably consider some sort of stool softener. =8^O
Well Rimmy, Everyone knows that you live the most healthy lifestyle ever ;) You should try it some time really :)
I completly agree with good food, theres nothing better then coffee and cigarettes.
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