Do You Have What It Takes.....To Be VILE?!
Greetings my fellows lurkers and non-lurkers. This Quiz will help you decide if a career in evil is right for you.
Do you have what it takes to be deeply and disturbingly evil? Answer and see!
1. How do you start your morning?
A: Rise as 6 and shower while humming chipper tune
B: Perform vigorous knee bends and enjoy bracing 5 mile jog
C: Hit snooze alarm until hopelessly late for work
D: Sip a cup of coffee, read the newspaper, plot down fall of civilization.
2. Which of the following best describes your talents?
A: People Person
B: Manager
C: Multitasker
D: Snake Charmer
3. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A: Police Officer
B: Doctor
C: Ballerina
D: SUPREME DARK OVERLORD OF ALL MAN KIND!.....or Lawyer.
4. Do you have any pets?
A: Puppy
B: Bird
C: Iguana
D: An aquarium filled with piranhas, electric eels, and killer sharks
5. How do you normally spend your weekends?
A: Hiking mountain trails
B: Watching Television
C: Hanging out with friends
D: Constructing Doomsday devices in the basement
6. What torments you in your worst nightmares?
A: A fiery building from which I cannot escape
B: Monsters with huge teeth
C: Vengeful Ex-lovers
D: Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with soulful eyes
7. What are your religious beliefs?
A: Christian, Jewish, or Muslim
B: Buddhist, Hindu, or pagan
C: Athiest or Agnostic
D: I am actually an ancient babylonian god awaken from a terrible sleep
8. What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?
A: Crime, Drugs, and Gangs
B: Multinational corporations
C: Nuclear war
D: .....ME!
9. What is your reaction when confronted with a crucifix or holy water?
A: Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura
B: Contemplate how far civilization has come
C: Chuckles at their ridiculous supernatural beliefs
D: Run away screaming..."IT BURNS!.....IT BURNS!!!"
10. Its the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. Civilization as you know it is over. What do you do?
A: Vow to some day rebuild society
B: Double over in grief and wait for a merciful death
C: Try to remember the plot to The Road Warrior
D: congratulate yourself on a job well done
Answers
Tally up your answers by counting the number of times each letter was connected to your responses.
Mostly A, B, C -- unfortunately you do not possess the necessary qualities to be a supervillian. Please continue exploring your inner evil and try again next year.
Mosts D's -- EEEEEXCELENT! You are pre-destined to menace society!
Thank you for participating!
If you got what it takes , tune in to the next blog where we will explore how to choose an evil name.
Dig It.
Do you have what it takes to be deeply and disturbingly evil? Answer and see!
1. How do you start your morning?
A: Rise as 6 and shower while humming chipper tune
B: Perform vigorous knee bends and enjoy bracing 5 mile jog
C: Hit snooze alarm until hopelessly late for work
D: Sip a cup of coffee, read the newspaper, plot down fall of civilization.
2. Which of the following best describes your talents?
A: People Person
B: Manager
C: Multitasker
D: Snake Charmer
3. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A: Police Officer
B: Doctor
C: Ballerina
D: SUPREME DARK OVERLORD OF ALL MAN KIND!.....or Lawyer.
4. Do you have any pets?
A: Puppy
B: Bird
C: Iguana
D: An aquarium filled with piranhas, electric eels, and killer sharks
5. How do you normally spend your weekends?
A: Hiking mountain trails
B: Watching Television
C: Hanging out with friends
D: Constructing Doomsday devices in the basement
6. What torments you in your worst nightmares?
A: A fiery building from which I cannot escape
B: Monsters with huge teeth
C: Vengeful Ex-lovers
D: Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with soulful eyes
7. What are your religious beliefs?
A: Christian, Jewish, or Muslim
B: Buddhist, Hindu, or pagan
C: Athiest or Agnostic
D: I am actually an ancient babylonian god awaken from a terrible sleep
8. What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?
A: Crime, Drugs, and Gangs
B: Multinational corporations
C: Nuclear war
D: .....ME!
9. What is your reaction when confronted with a crucifix or holy water?
A: Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura
B: Contemplate how far civilization has come
C: Chuckles at their ridiculous supernatural beliefs
D: Run away screaming..."IT BURNS!.....IT BURNS!!!"
10. Its the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. Civilization as you know it is over. What do you do?
A: Vow to some day rebuild society
B: Double over in grief and wait for a merciful death
C: Try to remember the plot to The Road Warrior
D: congratulate yourself on a job well done
Answers
Tally up your answers by counting the number of times each letter was connected to your responses.
Mostly A, B, C -- unfortunately you do not possess the necessary qualities to be a supervillian. Please continue exploring your inner evil and try again next year.
Mosts D's -- EEEEEXCELENT! You are pre-destined to menace society!
Thank you for participating!
If you got what it takes , tune in to the next blog where we will explore how to choose an evil name.
Dig It.
posted by Fictional Correspondant at 7:09 PM
2 Comments:
Would you believe I failed question 10?
I was trying to remember the plot to Road Warrior so I could get a bitchin' car and faithful canine companion. I'll be evil with more work, I suppose.
The thing I fear most in this world is being linked to the supreme elder of the ODS, even if it is by marriage
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