....I Got My Shit Together?
The universal answer to this title is No.
For Me.
The dilemma is this. I have several people around me who I KNOW don't have their shit together, but compared to what? Me?
We all got our problems. That's for sure.
that's the fun life has to offer. You make a plan and then life throws a berage or wrenches into it, making it a better plan or a worse one mostly depending on your point of view.
But in the end its what you make of it.
Now that that is said, I'll point out a few things that life has taught me.
They could be wrong in your opinion I suppose but that just means your an idiot.
What I've learned about relationships.
If you are going to leave one, make sure you discard any baggage you picked up in it. I know its hard to know when this is sometimes but for those of you who need a pointer I have one. Wait a bit before you get into another one. There is nothing worse then entering a relationship right after you exit one. You have to give yourself some time to adjust to being by yourself again. Once you have gone through all the pain and dealt with it, you're ready to move on. Its no good when you bring your baggage for some other unfortunate soul to deal with. So stop listening to your loneliness and emotions all the time an just be responsible.
If you can't take it DON'T FUCKING DISH IT OUT!
This to me is called Psychological Karma. If you are stealing stuff, don't get all bent out of shape if some one does it to you. If you are doing it, it's bound to happen to you. So if you play with fire, don't cry when they're giving you skin grafts.
Do no harm.
This is simple. Its easy to destroy things. It is not easy to create.
Give everything that has the spark of life in it it's respect. This includes ants, slugs, and any other "menial" creature on the planet. If you don't have to kill it , don't. I admit, I've killed things in my day, and sometimes still do, but that's a fault I'm willing to admit. But I try to fallow this rule as much as I can.
Don't Be Such A Dickhead.
Stop complaining so much. Stop making a fuss when there is no need.
Cut the other guy some slack. In the end the anger will go away.
Use the energy to do something useful and positive instead of sucking all my energy away complaining constantly about your stupid problems and then not doing a damn thing to improve your life. These are the dickheads that don't know how good they have it.
I get depressed a bit too(See my first post and you'll realize why) but I deal and move on. I, aswell as many Dickheads have a roof over my head, a warm bed to sleep in at night, Food, Internet access, telephone, aswell as DVDs, CDs, and alike. There are people in the world that are happy if they don't starve for a day.
So stop fucking whining and do something to improve your"battered" state. Maybe while you're at it you can help someone else.
Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down!
People will walk all over you if they can. Life is too short to be yeller.
I find this rule difficult myself sometimes but, you got to keep your wits about you and stand up for yourself. If that telemarketer calls, tell him his mom is a cunt! You got to be firm with those people.
If people are pushy, push the fuck back! The more you relent, the more they will try to assert themselves over you.
Mistakes are just learning experiences, so if you fail, get back on the rhino. Tali HO!
I don't really have that much else to say right now. I admit, I'm not a guru of any kind but these are just a few things that I think have value.
Dig It.
P.S.
Pimps, Be kind to your bitches.
For Me.
The dilemma is this. I have several people around me who I KNOW don't have their shit together, but compared to what? Me?
We all got our problems. That's for sure.
that's the fun life has to offer. You make a plan and then life throws a berage or wrenches into it, making it a better plan or a worse one mostly depending on your point of view.
But in the end its what you make of it.
Now that that is said, I'll point out a few things that life has taught me.
They could be wrong in your opinion I suppose but that just means your an idiot.
What I've learned about relationships.
If you are going to leave one, make sure you discard any baggage you picked up in it. I know its hard to know when this is sometimes but for those of you who need a pointer I have one. Wait a bit before you get into another one. There is nothing worse then entering a relationship right after you exit one. You have to give yourself some time to adjust to being by yourself again. Once you have gone through all the pain and dealt with it, you're ready to move on. Its no good when you bring your baggage for some other unfortunate soul to deal with. So stop listening to your loneliness and emotions all the time an just be responsible.
If you can't take it DON'T FUCKING DISH IT OUT!
This to me is called Psychological Karma. If you are stealing stuff, don't get all bent out of shape if some one does it to you. If you are doing it, it's bound to happen to you. So if you play with fire, don't cry when they're giving you skin grafts.
Do no harm.
This is simple. Its easy to destroy things. It is not easy to create.
Give everything that has the spark of life in it it's respect. This includes ants, slugs, and any other "menial" creature on the planet. If you don't have to kill it , don't. I admit, I've killed things in my day, and sometimes still do, but that's a fault I'm willing to admit. But I try to fallow this rule as much as I can.
Don't Be Such A Dickhead.
Stop complaining so much. Stop making a fuss when there is no need.
Cut the other guy some slack. In the end the anger will go away.
Use the energy to do something useful and positive instead of sucking all my energy away complaining constantly about your stupid problems and then not doing a damn thing to improve your life. These are the dickheads that don't know how good they have it.
I get depressed a bit too(See my first post and you'll realize why) but I deal and move on. I, aswell as many Dickheads have a roof over my head, a warm bed to sleep in at night, Food, Internet access, telephone, aswell as DVDs, CDs, and alike. There are people in the world that are happy if they don't starve for a day.
So stop fucking whining and do something to improve your"battered" state. Maybe while you're at it you can help someone else.
Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down!
People will walk all over you if they can. Life is too short to be yeller.
I find this rule difficult myself sometimes but, you got to keep your wits about you and stand up for yourself. If that telemarketer calls, tell him his mom is a cunt! You got to be firm with those people.
If people are pushy, push the fuck back! The more you relent, the more they will try to assert themselves over you.
Mistakes are just learning experiences, so if you fail, get back on the rhino. Tali HO!
I don't really have that much else to say right now. I admit, I'm not a guru of any kind but these are just a few things that I think have value.
Dig It.
P.S.
Pimps, Be kind to your bitches.
posted by Fictional Correspondant at 11:23 AM
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